hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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