dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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