I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
it was like his penis was on wheels.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
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who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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