Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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