Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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