Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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