All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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