the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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