Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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