well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
How many fucks given?
0.12846
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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