whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
The air was thick with penises
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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