he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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