i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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