you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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