Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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