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We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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