accomplished twins. life is a go
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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