# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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