Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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