I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
i've created a new STD.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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