Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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