as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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