So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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