but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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