You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
lets start a swedish sibling band together
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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