Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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