so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
