My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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