is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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