Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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