i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
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Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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