He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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