This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
