Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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