Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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