they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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