I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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