At least make sure they are 18
Why
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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