What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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