hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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