I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
