Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
time to smoke my breakfast
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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