please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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