she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
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