Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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