Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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