I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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