I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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