great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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