My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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