Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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