you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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