I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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