Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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