Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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