Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
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it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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