lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
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I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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