He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
