do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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